I have made a gigantic (no weight jokes please) decision. (drum roll please..) I am moving my scale out of my bathroom. My reasons behind this momentous decision? Guilt – thanks Mom! I get on the scale, see I have not lost weight, or worse gained weight, and then go and eat because I’m now depressed. It’s a never-ending cycle! It’s time we all broke the chains that bind us to the scale. Viva la revolution! (say it with a french accent)
That’s right, I am calling for a revolution against the chains that bind us to our scales. No longer shall we be guilt ridden (driven) with the un-natural powers that they hold over us. Break the chains people!
I was thinking today that I’m a perfect 12. Isn’t that better than the usual 1-10 scale that people often use for people? So if I am a 12, I am off the chart fabulous! I am going to start using my clothing as my scale. If they are getting lose, great! If they aren’t then I know to not go and pick up a cookie to snack on and I will grab some carrots instead.
Who will join me in my scale revolution! Yes this means you!